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Writing & Design

I've got a long history of writing, designing and design-o-writing.

  He's a natural!  I spent two years writing and designing a small newspaper in the Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia (which won "Best Newspaper in the State" both of those years). Journalism classes I took in college: Zero.

He's a natural! I spent two years writing and designing a small newspaper in the Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia (which won "Best Newspaper in the State" both of those years). Journalism classes I took in college: Zero.

 Particularly proud of all those headline puns. Then there's  this story , which saved 24 developmentally disabled kids. I was also syndicated across the country for  this piece , on a brutal local homicide. 

Particularly proud of all those headline puns. Then there's this story, which saved 24 developmentally disabled kids. I was also syndicated across the country for this piece, on a brutal local homicide. 

 You can read my Bigfoot story  here .

You can read my Bigfoot story here.

 Editorial (one of many that were picked up by other newspapers):  What would happen with a Muslim Majority?

Editorial (one of many that were picked up by other newspapers): What would happen with a Muslim Majority?

 You can read NIATMTSOFO  here .

You can read NIATMTSOFO here.

 I'm not a dad, but I write  dad satire  on the Internet.

I'm not a dad, but I write dad satire on the Internet.

  We Are The Dangerous Ones  at The Coffelicious      The Morning of the Slaughter  at Underground Voices      As Near As Far Away  at Medium

We Are The Dangerous Ones at The Coffelicious

 

The Morning of the Slaughter at Underground Voices

 

As Near As Far Away at Medium